Top 5 Hilarious Quotes from Golden Globes 2025 Host Nikki Glaser
After last year’s Golden Globes fiasco by Jo Koy, the American stand-up comedian Nikki Glaser rocked the stage with the funniest monologue.
Nikki Glaser set the atmosphere with her undeniable charisma and funniest jokes. Here are top 5 quotes from the 82nd Golden Globe Awards.
“Tonight, we celebrate the best of film and hold space for television," the comedian began. “Yes, Wicked, Queer, Nightbitch. These are not just words Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms.”
“Ozempic’s biggest night.” - Nikki Glaser humorously kicked off the ceremony by referring to the popular weight-loss drug, setting a light-hearted tone for the evening.
“I feel like I’ve truly arrived—I’m in a room filled with producers at the Beverly Hilton hotel, and thankfully, I’m fully dressed this time.”
“That movie was more sexually charged than Diddy’s credit card.” - A bold jab at the film Challengers, referencing Sean Combs’ legal troubles, which landed well with the crowd
“Before we begin handing out the awards, I want to remind everyone, if you don’t win tonight, remember that the essence of creating art isn’t about winning. It’s about launching a tequila brand so successful that you won’t need to create art again.”
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